Thursday, January 19, 2017
それは到着した。(It has arrived.)
As we are currently aware, Trump's Inauguration is on the 20th of this month. Boy this will be hectic. The pressure is on for everyone, and that includes Trump. I mean this is going to be his big day, a milestone in his life. A day of Celebration. Right? Ernnn!(buzzer noise) There will be plenty of people going to complain, and riot. Ain't that going to be fun, with all of those complainers? But I guess the more money is spent on an Inauguration, the more complainers there will be. What is the ultimate bill for this occasion? It seems to be about $200 million. Yes that's American dollars! It's going to cost $2 million (according to The Market Place), that's way too much money for a swear-in! Obama's own Inauguration total cost was about $180 million, that too is insane. Especially when George W. Bush's was about $84 million. I guess since Trump is a Billionaire, it makes sense that this Inauguration would be that expensive. But the tickets aren't that expensive, $50 bucks and your through. Trump raised $90 million in donations! What a lot of nice people! But then there are those who aren't nice, like those protestors #J20 Resist. They have 14,000 Facebook followers who all have stated that they will march on that day, boy that's going to be a show. 14,000 people?! What a joke. Trump may die, or be one of the greatest survivors of all time. Because that's a feat! But do these protesters have the money? I mean those personal hotel rooms can get expensive, up to $10,000 a night. Let's see... $10,000 x 14,000 people(assuming all are individuals), that's $140,000,000 in total. So which one of those goons is going to pay all of that? Or better yet. Who would pay $10,000 for a room? Oh wait, rich stiffs. But then again, some of those rich stiffs could be the 14,000 protesters. You never know. But wait, there's more. Let's say that half of those people were flying in. The price of those tickets would average between 350 to 900 dollars, let's meet the middle of that. $625. Then there might be taxi fare. $200 at most.(from home to airport, and D.C airport to hotel) Then there's the food, say $50. Then on that faithful fay, marching. In the cold. Might be sunny, with a chance of clouds. Then after that day, they might go home. More cab fare. $200. What's the total? $11,075. So... are they being wise with their money? No! They should just get a cheaper hotel. That would bring the price down by a hunk of money, like $9,500, or so. $1,575 is your new total. Wise. But those who really want to be really smart, just sit down in front of their $100 a month T.V, eat a $5 bag of popcorn, and watch the show. Grand total... $105. Whoaaa(Says a crowd of people) it would be the best, "ECONOMIC CHOICE" (quote from Crash Course: Intro to Economics) of your lifetime. So this Inauguration, I encourage you(or you may have already done this) to sit back, shut up, listen closely, and eat some popcorn. For our future is about to change.
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